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"I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice."
-Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)
"It’s your life, quite possibly your only one. Still you find yourself having a vodka at three a.m., waiting for your pill to kick in, with time ticking through you and your own ghost already wandering among your rooms."
-Michael Cunningham (via kushandwizdom)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

"I got lost in him, and it was the kind of lost that’s exactly like being found."
-Claire LaZebnik   (via twinception)
"I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be."